I have a headache in my jaw

:(

My mother, out of sheer amusement, buys the biggest onion in the supermarket

And here comes the quote of the day, as said by her:

"Oh dam, I can't stand this. This onion is just so oniony"

There is such a thing as a discarded ironing board disguised as a surfboard because I saw one tonight

I'm a sucker for quotes

This guy pictured above,  ALBERT EINSTEIN, once said:

"There are only two ways to live life. One, as though nothing were a miracle. Two, as though everything were a miracle"

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"

I like the sound of this man.